How would you react if you were stuck in an elevator with Chetan Bhagat?

How would you react if you were stuck in an elevator with Chetan Bhagat? by Jitender S Bhatia

Answer by Jitender S Bhatia:

Me: Hi, no security?

Chetan: Ah no.. i am just a writer.

Me: Writer? I have never read anything you wrote though.

Chetan: Really? Not even my newspaper articles?

Me: No.. but good that politicians are writing.

Chetan: I am just a writer – no politician.

Me: You look different on TV though.

Chetan: Really? Dude.. do you even recognise me?

Me: Of-course. You are Rahul Gandhi.

Chetan: <Long Silence> I am Chetan Bhagat.

Me: <Awkward Silence – serious face>

The Lift halts at a random floor.

A foreign lady gets in.

Lady: Ooooooh! Shaitaan… Shaitaan Bucket !

Chetan: <Silence – looks at me sideways>

Me: <Trying to correct her> Actually he is…

Lady: <interrupts> Oh so he is not Shaitaan Bucket? Good. Junk writer anyway hehe.

Chetan: <Awkward Silence>

Me: <looks at the floor – innocent face – suppressed laughter>

The Lift halts. Doors open

Chetan rushes out.

Lady: Who is he?

Me: He is indeed The Chetan Bhagat. Yes.

Lady: OMG.. <rushes out>

I see Chetan running with The Lady after him shouting: Hey Shaitaan Shaitaan!

I collapse with laughter on the lift floor as the doors close.

How would you react if you were stuck in an elevator with Chetan Bhagat?

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